Joke about trading

1.
A new wide-eyed, aspiring trader asks a learned, wealthy, successful
trader,
“How can I end up with a million dollars in the stock market?”
The old trader scratches his head and after some thought says,
“Start with $2 million.”
:D


2.
When Albert Einstein died, he met three people at the Pearly Gates.
To pass time, he asked what their IQs were.
The first replied 190.
“Wonderful!” Einstein exclaimed. “We can discuss Ernest Rutherford’s contribution to atomic physics and my theory of general relativity.”
The second answered 150.
"Good,” he said. “I look forward to discussing the role of New Zealand’s nuclear-free legislation in
the quest for world peace.”
The third mumbled 50. Einstein paused, then asked,
“So what is your forecast for the Dow?”
:lol:


3.
A long-term investment is a short-term investment that failed.