Kok Beng

Kok Beng, the Crazy Singaporean
Why did Kok Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends? Because below 18 is not allowed! -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------

Kok Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Kok Beng: "Do you have color TV?" Salesgirl: "Yes!"
Kok Beng: "Give me a green one, please." -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------

Kok Beng is filling up an application form for a job. He supplies the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc. Then he comes to the column on "Salary Expected," but he is not sure of the question. After much thought, he writes "Yes." -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------

Kok Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Kok Beng: "What is that shiny object?"
Salesgirl: "That is a thermos flask."
Kok Beng: "What does it do?" Salesgirl: "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
Kok Beng: "I'll buy it."

The next day, Kok Beng goes to work with his thermos flask.
Boss: "What is that shiny object?" Kok Beng: "It's a thermos flask." Boss: "What does it do?"
Kok Beng: "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
Boss: "What do you have in it?" Kok Beng: "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream." -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------

After taking photocopies of documents, Kok Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes. -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------

Kok Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken. -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------

Why can't Kok Beng dial 911? Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.

Kok Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it. When he encountered some problems, he decided to use the 'Help' command after some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.
Kok Beng: "I pressed the 'F1' key for helplah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody has come to help me?!"